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Curious George Juice

>> Thursday, January 9, 2014

I'm a fruits + veggies artist now.

Portrait of Stephen in carrots, romaine, cabbage, apples, and lemons.


Mix this up to make a colorful beverage that serves 2-4.


This combination was inspired by a Curious George episode I watched with Ada. George becomes interested in a local juicer's recipes and decides to create his own. One of his mixes is a huge hit. His special ingredient? Cabbage! And it's really quite delicious and beautiful, isn't it?

Now, the baby carrots aren't a usual staple in our house, but we had a huge bag leftover from the holidays/entertaining . . . so, no better way to use them up, right? (Oh, and if you've seen some nasty news about baby carrots, I found this post that puts a lot of that misinformation to rest, at least with regard to the organic varieties.)

As you can probably tell from my recent explosion of juice posts, the whole process/drink is addicting. I'd say we drink homemade juice every three days or so. We try to keep it as veggie-heavy as possible to cut down on excess calories and sugar. A little lemon zest or ginger can go a long way toward brightening the flavor of vegetables. And beets, for example, have their own natural sweetness, all while boasting high levels of potassium, magnesium, phosphorus, iron, vitamins A, B & C, beta-carotene, beta-cyanine, and folic acid.

Anyway, purple cabbage.

George is such a clever little monkey.

I might just have to try out his actual recipe from this episode!



I'll be back tomorrow with an earthy garlic knots/pizza crust recipe featuring pure cabbage juice. This one is a KEEPER, you guys! We're in love with it -- plus, it's PURPLE!


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16 Winter Running Surfaces, Explained

>> Thursday, December 19, 2013

Raise your hand if you live where it's cold. OK. Now, keep it up if you've recently had (or can generally expect) some significant sleet/snow. Cool. Now, keep it up if you don't have a treadmill (or won't use one on principle!) or a gym membership, but are hell-bent on running. Perfect. You guys/gals are my intended audience for this post.

Basically, we hardcore winter runners have to wave a fond goodbye to speedwork and other more quality sessions for a while. We can sneak them in when it's "nice" outside, but those days can seem like few and far between. Time on our feet is usually slower and more frustrating. Trips and spills? Yeah. We are familiar friends by now -- my left thigh has a huge bruise, actually.

But have you ever noticed how MANY difference surfaces we're dealing with here? Here are just a few I noticed on my usual 5 mile loop last night.


  • Mirage: You think you see it up ahead. Why, YES! That's a perfectly clear sidewalk -- no snow or even stray flakes. Yet, when you step onto the surface, it's either deceptive black ice or residual snow on your shoes, making you slip + fall flat anyway.
  • Home Field (Dis)advantage: When you're comfortable -- overly confident -- that your own shoveling job was perfect. I actually slipped and fell the very moment I stepped onto my own sidewalk on my last run.
  • Cruel Intentions?: When a neighbor did a pretty good job shoveling, but left a thin layer, a membrane, even, to remain. Just enough to be slick as hell. Did they actually WANT you to fall? Hey, you'll never truly know. Smile and wave!
  • Eroded Sidewalk: When you reach a point in your regular, well-worn route, and . . . it's just gone. Washed away in a sea of plowed, hardened slush.
  • Wet 'n Wild: You know this spot. All the snow has turned to dark brown, icky wet stuff despite the temperatures being well below freezing. There's no way around it either, so you try your best to high-step and keep your feet dry.
  • Pirates Cove: A snow-covered sidewalk with buried treasure to boot, like shovels or sleds. Bonus points if you don't twist your ankle or fall onto your face.
  • Virgin Territory: A vast expanse where people either forgot, neglected, or downright refused to shovel. Goes from powder to packed to block of ice over time. Very often on the less favored side of a grand property (if you can afford to power that huge x-mas lights display + fuel those SUVs, pay some kid to shovel your sidewalk!)
  • Stepping Stones: Where a man-made path has been created on Virgin Territory by one person and continued by others. Requires some expert balance/aim to make it from one over-sized deep foothole to another.
  • Alaskan Express: Maybe this area wasn't initially shoveled at all, but the Stepping Stones were expanded to pack down the entire path to a nice, firm wintery road. I actually like running on this surface. I imagine sled-pulling huskies like it, too.
  • Hurdles: At the end of almost every street corner, there's a knee-high (or higher, depending on snowfall) snow hurdle one must clear to keep running another tenth of a mile. Repeat.
  • Water Jump: Along with the hurdles, there are often pools of water at their edges -- almost like nature's steeplechase. I hope you're wearing waterproof socks!
  • Tsunami: That random super-high pile of gross/brown packed, plowed snow -- usually near some large intersection. There's no jumping in the world that could get you over that hump. Go around.
  • Captain Crunch: Where rock-hard snow boulders -- of all shapes and sizes -- have taken up residence. Footing and balance are particularly hard. Ouch.
  • Toe Pick: When the sun has melted the snow down, but it has frozen in the night to form a thick sheet of ice. Kate Moseley could probably use this area for figure skating practice. (And if you haven't ever seen that movie -- it's one of my Christmas favorites!)
  • Salt Mine: When someone got a little overly enthusiastic with salt or cinders. Those little pebbles are just, well, everywhere, wrecking their own unique brand of havoc. 
  • Down the Rabbit Hole: When you dodge another obstacle by swiftly switching to the street for a moment and land a leg in a gigantic, newly formed pothole. Except there's no trippy adventure, you just -- uhm -- trip.

  • I'm sure you have more to add, so please do so in the comments!

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    Beauty and the Bees

    >> Monday, August 12, 2013

    It's presumptuous to call myself the beauty in this situation. Anyway, I felt it was a story worth sharing. Getting up early is going OK. I don't love running in the AM and my body is protesting in various ways, but I'm getting my workouts in the books and finding the extra time in the evenings to be a huge relief.

    We were traveling this weekend, so I decided to shift my long run to this morning, giving myself a blissful afternoon to . . . clean the house. I had planned to do between 10 and 12 miles, so when my alarm went off at 6AM, I reluctantly dragged myself out of bed and changed into the outfit I set out the night before. I downed a breakfast bar, a glass of water, and was out the door by 6:10.

    Success!

    Three miles in, I made a quick and rather embarrassing emergency stop at the hospital to use the bathroom. (It's the only "public" restroom in my neighborhood.) But that's another story entirely. I was going to run three 4 mile loops, stopping in-between them to gulp a bit of water I left outside our house. I ducked past security guards and headed up the road another mile where I had two choices as far as routes were concerned.

    I took the second option and almost immediately after turning onto that street, I felt a frantic buzzing at the base of my pony tail. Before I could even figure out what was happening (because I was still, for all intents and purposes, sleeping) STING. A sharp . . . oh-my-god-ouch BEE STING with the furious insect still caught and trying to escape my tangled tresses.

    I plucked the bee out (he felt fuzzy! a chill ran down my spine) while jumping up and down . . . side to side. I may have gone into a fetal position at one point, crying feebly in consternation. If you know me and my history with bees, you might understand why this seemingly silly situation is so d.r.a.m.a.t.i.c. Before today, I had only been stung once in my life -- and that was three years ago.

    How did I evade the rite of passage for so long? I run. Far, far away. To me, bees are probably one of the most terrifying forces in our universe. They out-match me in many ways with their tiny size, ability to fly, and keen stinging super power. How am I to fight back? So, I run. And until today, I guess I thought bees couldn't sting me if I was running.

    I sprinted the quarter mile home, my neck throbbing and could swear I felt a stinger still inside the point of attack. Stephen says nothing was there, but -- whatever -- I started crying. This is where even I was beginning to feel ridiculous. I am 30 years old and sobbing about a bee sting. In my defense, I was seriously out of it. Oh, and on the topic of caffeine: A bee sting is a much more natural and effective way to wake for the day than any cup of coffee could ever be.

    I collected myself and decided to set out again and complete just 8 miles total. The bare minimum I needed to finish to keep up with my training plan. The entire way, I avoided flower beds and low tree branches. I went (way) around any flighted, buzzing insects, even the tamest of flies. Bumble bees went about their business and my knees would turn to jelly at the sight of them.

    With the run completed, I felt strong. So, for my cooldown, I returned to the scene to meet my maimed attacker. He was gone. All that remains is this nagging, dull ache in my neck and, well, now this melodramatic account.

    Honey bees can only strike once, right?

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    Running Advice On Your TV!

    >> Thursday, November 18, 2010


    We got to thinking the other night about the many lessons we've learned about running. Surprisingly, many of them have come from song lyrics, television shows, and movies. Who said TV rots your brain? Not I! And now that we've caved and bought a monthly subscription to cable, we're seeing these lessons absolutely everywhere!

    We thought it'd be fun to share some of our favorites with you.


    Fuel for Activity -- the right way. It's Important.

    [The Office: Michael throws back a huge serving of fettuccini alfredo before the "Michael Scott-Dunder Mifflin-Scranton-Meredith Palmer-Celebrity-Rabies Awareness-Pro-Am-Fun Run-Race-For the Cure" 5K. He get cramps while running and ultimately vomits at the finish. (Image Source)]

    Yikes. What SHOULD Michael have eaten? Whole wheat toast with peanut butter. Maybe a bowl of oatmeal or cereal. Perhaps a piece of fruit. Even an energy bar would have been a better choice. All those carbs should be consumed the night before (I even read recently that they should be two nights before the big event). The dairy? Not such a good idea either!


    Make Goal. It Helps!

    [Run, Fatboy, Run: Dennis signs up to run the Flora London Marathon to earn back the love of his ex-wife Libby. He trains. And struggles. And ultimately ends up limping on an injured leg, but completes the race in full. (Image Source)]

    Not exactly the best goal I've ever heard. BUT when Dennis had trouble with his training, his desire to impress his ex keeps him going. I recommend making your goal something only you can control (so, not to impress others, for example), but . . . really . . . anything to help motivate you, to help you work toward your health is helpful.


    Run Because You Feel Like It. Not Because You Have To.

    [Forrest Gump: As Forrest runs across the country, he's interviewed by several reporters who ask: "Why are you doing this? . . . Is it for World peace? . . . For women's rights? . . . The environment? . . . Animals? . . . Nuclear arms? . . . WHY are you doing this???" Forrest replies, "I just felt like running." (Image Source)]

    Of course, most of us aren't making an epic journey across America. However, many of us get a similar question -- Why on Earth do you run? -- from our sedentary friends. In the case of injury, maybe even from ourselves sometimes (Ashley raises her hand!). You should run because you love the sport. Because you love how it feels to move your legs and feel your heart pounding. You don't have to run to be healthy. So, if you don't love it, find another activity you DO enjoy.


    If You Look Good -- You'll Feel Good.

    [Californication: Hank and Charlie go for a steady morning jog together wearing some pretty chic threads. They aren't "serious" runners, but they are out there on the road anyway! (Image Source)]

    Invest in yourself. Sometimes all you need for a successful sweat session is a new pair of shorts. You don't need to spend big bucks to have proper running apparel. Check stores like Target, which has recently stocked its athletic department with some awesome stuff (in great colors and technical fabrics!). And, though I very much enjoy Moody and Runkle's outfits, save the fedoras and Ray Bans for the celebrities. There can be TOO much of a good thing . . .


    Hydrate, Hydrate, Hydrate!

    [The Simpsons: Homer "runs" the Springfield Marathon . . . but Marge gets confused at the wrinkly slip of a man before her and exclaims: "Hey! Grandpa's Running!" To which Lisa responds: "That's not grandpa! Dad's just dehydrated" (Image Source)]

    I love how the animators made Homer look parched to his very core. (Of course, I couldn't find an image -- but I'm sure many of you have seen this episode!) They obviously know how important it is to keep a steady flow of fluids in the body while exercising. And though experts argue on exactly how much fluid you should take in, I like to follow the rule of drinking a few sips when I'm thirsty. Pretty basic!


    There is No Typical "Runner" Type.

    [Weeds: On the recent season finale, Nancy looks down at Guillermo's feet and sees that he's wearing Vibrams! She asks him what the HECK those are and he replies: "My toe shoes." He then explains he's running a local half marathon and that with the shoes he's "connecting with the earth and avoiding heel strike." (Image Source)]

    We were beyond thrilled to see Vibrams on Weeds the other night! But what's the lesson here? Drug thugs can be runners, too! There is no "runner-type" because ANYONE can be a runner. Short, tall, skinny, fat . . . drug dealer, cartoon character, and boss of a paper company. You can't tell just by looking at someone -- so don't judge. And if you never saw yourself as a runner, try on the idea for a while. Maybe it'll stick!


    Know When Enough is Enough. Rest Accordingly.

    [Again . . . Forrest Gump: Forrest says, "I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours." Then, he abruptly stops mid-stride. He looks around at the crowd and says, "I think I'll go home now." (Image Source)]

    Sometimes the signs of burnout are hard to distinguish from usual aches and pains. And we're always fighting de-motivation for one reason or another. But if you truly feel you need a break. Or a change. Take it! Do something else. Running will always be there if you treat your body right.


    Final Words of Wisdom:

    Michael Scott: "Finishing that 5K was the hardest thing I ever had to do. I ate more fettuccini alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life. People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit. Well, today I had a triumph of the human body. That's why everybody was applauding for me at the end. My guts, my heart, and -- well -- I eventually puked my guts out. I never puked my heart out, and I am very proud of that." (Image Source)

    What are YOUR favorite quotes/moments related to running/exercise on TV shows and in movies? I'm POSITIVE we didn't get 'em all. Just leave a comment or email us at neverhomemaker [at] gmail [dot] com.

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    I thought you could use a smile . . .

    >> Monday, October 18, 2010


    I think we can file this post in the "Crazy Cat-Lady" category. I'll need to make a new banner for that or something. Anyway, our cats Rivey and Scully have this habit of getting into EVERYTHING. They especially enjoy yarn, as all cats do. No surprises there. But they have this keen sense of knowing the precise moment when yarn becomes accessible to them.

    You can see we've had this problem before. This sloppily-wrapped skein with bits of fur tells all . . .


    So, though it wasn't totally shocking to come downstairs and find this scene on Saturday afternoon. It was rather hilarious. Yeah. It never gets old . . .



    Can you say G.U.I.L.T.Y.?


    Well-meaning and meticulous Stephen decided the best method was to clean up as quickly as possible.


    Of course, the cats only enjoyed that more . . .




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    Richard Simmons: Dazzling Desserts

    >> Tuesday, December 29, 2009


    Yes. This is for real. And we've been baking our way through it for a few months now. If you want to skip to the recipes, follow these links:
    Now more about the man and the book: The Richard Simmons Private Collection of Dazzling Desserts. I didn't believe it at first either . . . but when I found it at a local used book store with a $4.00 price tag, I just had to make it mine. Basically, it's a book full of desserts that are made relatively healthy . . . with poems and other prose written by Richard himself.

    He also makes several cameos . . .




    What's better is that I've actually worked out with Richard. He came to my college for a health fair my senior year . . . and I was one of the lucky few who got to join him and his sequin-adorned short-shorts on stage. So, it's like having a friend in the kitchen with me. A close friend who, like me, enjoys sweatin' it out to the oldies.

    Surprisingly, many of the desserts in the book look, well, good! My friend Erin even suggested I start a Julie/Julie-like project where I work my way through the entire book. Maybe.

    What do you think?




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